Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson
Publisher: Fine Communications (1998)

How do you suppose I have lived to this advanced age? By running off to join in every idiotic barroom brawl, world war, or Armageddon that comes along? Let me remind you of the street where we picked you up; it is entirely typical of the proceedings during the Kali Yuga. Those imbeciles are using live ammunition, son. Do you want me to tell you the secret of longevity, lad— my secret? I have lived so outrageously long because,' he spoke with deliberate emphasis, 'I don't give a fuck for Good and Evil.